This is the story of a group of guys from NJ that decided to get a shore house, again...... This page will be dedicated to those stories that you always tell people about the shore. You know like remember that one time on the boat coming back from Somers Point completely hammered.... Those are the best, and now you can see them and read them anytime on this page! Enjoy, there are some good ones to come!

***The site is taking a little more time than I thought to manage, so that is why there has been no input to the story page. So I am asking whoever wants to write a story or if you know of a good shore house story that you want to share with us, click on the Contact Us link and send it to me. You can also email me at me@mcmadden.com  I will post it and give whomever the credit, or make it anonymous.***

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'Twas the day of the NFC Championship game And all through the lot It was 20 degrees outside But everyone was hot.

Another year gone by
To seem bit by a curse
When T.O. went down
Things couldn’t get worse.

The faithful moved in
To cheer on their team
Another year we would wait
So sad it would seem.

Then all of a sudden
There arose such a clammer
Freddie, Pinky, & Westbrook
Started to hammer.

The most unlikely of things happened
With luck being our token
All the boys on offense
Started a smokin’.

McNabb lead his troops
Like a war lead by a king
For a battle to come two weeks later
In search of a ring.

The Green Legion cometh
As a proud 12th man
Helping their team to victory
Like no other fan.

And then it happened
Like a miracle some would say
Someone heard my Christmas wish
T.O. IS GONNA PLAY!

The rest of this story
Is yours to fill
Remember this team
Is not run of the mill.

They have provided us with a season
Some would call sheer wealth
But remember that no matter what
You still have your health.

 

This is the true story of fourteen friends and two strangers, picked to live in a Jersey shore house and have their pictures digitally taken to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting drunk as shit.
 
The Real Drunk World!
Sea Isle

 

Jersey Shore:

    Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.

He inquires of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds.

"Look, Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth, "For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealt h, while Africa is going to be poor, "

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass with great lakes, mountains, and even a part of the ocean as it border and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "that's the Jersey Shore, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, beaches, rivers, lakes, and climate. The people from there are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael g asped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call the Jersey Shore!"

God replied wisely,....................... "Wait until you see the assholes I'm sending down there from New York and Pennsylvania every summer!!!